BEACH. And Papers!

Yes we are heading out to the beach today. So excited! It's been so hot in Corvallis lately. I love it! It's so much better than the rain shit we had forever. Gosh. I would, however, like for the weather to tone it down a few degrees and add in some more breeze. Seriously.

So I have to write up that reflection/essay thing for my Juvenile Delinquency class. Whoo. AND yesterday, I turned in my lame ass SOC 416 paper! It was 20+ pages long. All about affirmative action. I think it's pretty professional. Except Hammer wanted us to keep the line numbers on the paper, which looks so lame. Anyway, I'm super happy I turned that in and don't have to worry about that shit anymore!

I can't wait for summer. Seriously. Everyone needs a break from this piece of shit town.

Senior Registration!

This is weird. I have senior status. Whoo! It's about time!

So next year, I plan on taking:

- CS 391: Social & Ethical Issues In Computer Science (I need this for my degree. It's not my choice!)

- SOC 413: Sociological Theory (Another requirement. Blarg.)

- SOC 340: Deviant Behavior & Social Control

- SOC 439: Welfare & Social Services

- PAC 201: Relaxation!

If the Relaxation class is full, I'm taking Yoga at 8 in the morning. Crazy I know but yoga is pretty gangster. All these classes total up to 16 credits. Whoo! Excitement!

I do need some suggestions for easy electives. After this term, I only have one required class and then all electives! So suggest away!

3-Day Weekend!!! And Some Good News!

FINALLY dude. Seriously. I neeeeed a break!!! School sucks. I had two papers and two juvie visits last week, which I promise to write a blog about when we finish up our project! Those kids are pretty cool. Anyway, I've just been really stressed for the past three weeks. Too many things to do... And the rest of the term is full of shit too. Ugh. I can't wait for this term to end!!! SUMMER!!!

OH! I met with Lori Cramer, my advisor, and we went over my graduation progress. I've been really focused on academics for the past two terms and it's paid off! I'm finally on track and I only need 40 credits to graduate!!! Yeah! I'm completely done with the core shit, I took almost all of my sociology credits (I only need six upper-level credits), and I'm only missing like two classes for the liberal arts core. So next year is full of electives! Any suggestions? I'm so happy! I was worried that I would have to stay for another term but nope! I'm gone after next spring term! :D Finally!

P.S.: To you sociology majors out there: I pray to Buddha that Roger Hammer is not teaching 316 next year. It's ridiculous.

Grey's Anatomy Predictions.

OMFG. Season finale = craziness. Seriously. I loved it. I always hated Alex since he's such a douche so when Izzie and Alex got together, I was like nooo. This sucks! They are horrible together! Alex is such a douche and Izzie is so much better than that! Although I think she's going to leave the show and die. There's too much behind the scenes craziness and now, it seems like medically, Izzie is going to be gone.

Which sucks since poor baby George is dying too!!! OMFG I thought it was sooo cute that he protected that one bitch. So cute. He would totally be the type to do that kind of thing. I always thought he didn't really belong with Christina and Meredith since they're so cynical. George and Izzie were too sweet. Poor George! He can't leave! Even though he never had screen time this season! I thought it was weird that he signed up for the military but I think it was wrong for Callie and crew to be so adamant that he quit. He's a big boy! He made the decision himself. But he can't die! He's too cute! I think he is though. If he did live, God he'll never have the same face again.

Mark + Little Grey = ANNOYING. Just get yourselves together. God.

OMG. When Derek wrote that marriage contract for himself and Meredith, I thought that was so cute. Seriously. And stuck it in her locker!!! Oh my heart melted. It was so damn cute! He is cute! I don't like Patrick Dempsey's face but the Derek character is so cute. God. Why aren't there real guys like that???

Bailey should just take the position. If her stupid ass husband threatens her with divorce every time she gets PROMOTED, then he should go away. Seriously. He sucks if he's going to do that kind of shit.

I laugh whenever I see Callie and Arizona in the same scene. It's just super funny.

I can't wait for the next season!!! There's so many cliffhangers in this one!!!

P.S.: I will write a blog later on my juvenile drug court and detention center visits. It was very interesting!!!

P.P.S.: I am on page 496 in my 1000-page book. This is brutal.

Whoa! Thanks Chaotic Cookie!

Hey everyone! I'm sitting in SOC 416 lab right now and it's hella borrring. I'm seriously bored. Anyway, I decided to check out Blogger and my trusty fashion friend Sylvia A.K.A. Chaotic Cookie gave me some sort of random award! Thanks man!



I am sooo bored. Later tonight, I'm going to write a blog on the season finale of Grey's Anatomy so look out for that! I am also going to the drag show tonight with my roommate and some friends. Whoo! There better be some good draggers out there. I love a challenge.

BLOOD.

I gave blood today! Yay! It's my ninth time and the eighth time is equivalent to two gallons! Yes! I hope my blood has actually saved somebody. That would be cool. The nurses and blood people were weird as usual. My blood person had to dig in my veins to get the blood flowing. I was like AH! No! She also fastened the bandage too tight. So my arm fat is exposed for all to see. Ewww. I want to fix it but I'm scared.

Anyway, you guys should get out there and give blood! It saves people! And you totally get free doughnuts and juice and shit. Go!

Busy Busy...

Oh God. This week is going to be brutal. And I don't even have any midterm this week! I have to give some blood tomorrow, which I'm always excited for. I have a book analysis due Wednesday, I'm visiting the correctional facility on Thursday in Salem, and I have a group project meeting in Albany on Friday, on top of classes and STILL trying to finish that stupid 1000-page book! Killer.

Anyway, now for something not about school... Ummm... I went a little crazy on Sunday and went shopping. I really need to stop. Just because I have credit cards doesn't mean I should be spending that "money." Ugh. Anyway, I bought a pair of Abercrombie shorts that are super cute and a pair of brown Converse with yellow laces. Yes. And of course, Will and I went to Berlin Inn to get some food. Soooo good dude. Seriously. Delicious. I got the "Best of the Wurst" omelette and it was DELICIOUS! There were a shitload of onions and scallions so my breath was rank. But still, it was good. :)

Does anyone know where I can buy a pair of Evisu? I know I could go check them out at Puma but somewhere else. I'm pretty sure at Puma, I would buy the jeans AND another new pair of shoes. Ha ha!

Newsflash: For you guys that like American Apparel, check out Tuffy McPuggles on eBay. He's selling 3-packs of t-shirts for $21 and about $8 shipping. He has a lot of other AA things too. 3-pack of hoodies for $60!!! Amazing! I want to get a pack of hoodies and probably another pack of t-shirts. Check it out and save some money!

I'm rotting in class right now. Watching some lame ass video. Ugh. I want to get out of here and eat or something. I'm starving! I'm craving Carl's Jr. (IDK why!) but I need to eat something fairly healthy since I'm donating blood tomorrow. Damn.

So tired. I need to get more sleep.

Throwback Blog Number One!

Here's the first installment of my Throwback Blogs on Myspace! Enjoy! This one is entitled, "M.I.P. & Possession Charges." Oh freshman year. So turbulent and crazy.

Okay. I called a couple of you about what happened last Thirsty Thursday and here is the entire story:

It's Thirsty Thursday. I always get some friends up and have a good old drunk time together. This time, two of them wanted to smoke. I told them they could smoke in my room. I was already wasted by that time. I really don't know why they still took my word for it. But they smoked a little in there. I had no idea how strong it was. Apparently people could smell it from the elevator. I live about two hallways and through two doors from the elevator. Anyway, me and two of my friends that didn't smoke ran down to go get a movie. The RAs are doing their duty and one of the smells pot from my room. We get back and they call the cops. I was actually not freaking out because I was drunk. My two friends that smoked were in the room and it was the three of us that left in the hallway with the RAs. The cops show up and they tell everyone to leave the room and asks me to go in there with him. He says something like we know someone smoked weed in this room. I was like yeah but it wasn't me. Then he tells me to get my weed. I was not in the room and they were hiding everything so I really didn't know where everything was. They put the pot where I usually put it but I didn't know where they put the pipe. I get the weed for the officer but I didn't know where the pipe was. He goes out to ask the two people that were still in the room where it was and the motherfuckers tell him that they didn't know and all they were doing was studying in the room. One of them even took my binder and was pretending it was hers.

The cop obviously didn't believe them but there wasn't a whole lot he could do. So he takes me back in the room and asks me if he could look through my shit to find the pipe. I said yeah because really, a search warrant is a lot scarier than just letting him do it. He does a simple run through my room and then asks me to step outside. Then he looks through EVERYTHING. He looks through my closet and my friends put the beer in there. He takes those out. He keeps looking and the last place he looks is under my bed. That was the worst, most heartbreaking part of it all. He finds all my booze. I had 7 or 8 bottles of vodka under there. He's like "oh, what's this?" and pulls every single bottle out. The RAs are watching him pull all that shit out and my RA Kelly looks at me and I'm like oh fucking shit. He takes them all out and then keeps looking for the pipe. All this time, everyone is in the hallway and the other officer took their names and did some tests to see if they were high. The two that smoked weren't high enough so they were fine. My other friend was really just working on her homework in there and she was fine. My friend Mike was drunk and they gave him an M.I.P. The worst part is that they were all out there chit chatting with the damn police officer like my life was not getting ruined at that time. I was getting so pissed. And then the officer in my room found the pipe in the trash. He takes it out and puts it next to the weed and then takes all the bottles and puts them outside my room. The RAs had to take inventory of it all. I was like fucking Jesus. And everyone in my hall had their doors open and was watching all of this bullshit. They let the three of my friend go and me and Mike had to stay, pick up all the bottles, go to the floor kitchen, and pour every single bottle out. The fucking Walk of Shame. All my neighbors were watching me walk down the hallway with my arms full of vodka. I had a fresh fifth of Smirnoff that I had to open and pour down the drain. I poured about $150 of vodka down. I seriously almost cried. Then we went back and the officer was writing my violation ticket. He told me that all I had to do was show up to court. I'm like motherfucker, this is the worst night of my life. Don't tell me that's all I have to do. I've never done anything like this bullshit before. Then the officers leave and it's me, Mike, and the RAs. Kelly really didn't want to get me in trouble but it was the other fucker that made her call the police. God. They tell me just to go to court and that I have to meet with my RD. Then they leave and it's me and Mike sitting there looking at our tickets. That's when I broke out the phone and called people.

I have an M.I.P which is Minor In Possession. It's getting drunk when you're underage and you get caught. And my second charge is Possession of Marijuana. Oh God. I have no idea how big my fine is going to be. It might be well over $1000. I'm freaking out so bad about this. If I knew how much it was I wouldn't be freaking out so bad but I don't. And I don't know if they're going to kick me out of my dorm. How am I going to explain that to my parents? How am I going to explain that I moved somewhere else? They're not going to know anything about this. They're sending everything to the dorm so they don't need to know anything. Thank Buddha for that because I would have been kicked out of the house and I couldn't talk to anyone ever. And I'm sure I would be pummeled to death by my mother.

The worst part is that one of my friends knew where the pipe was. If they told him where it was, the officer would have just broken the pipe, thrown the weed away, and that would have been it. He wouldn't have searched through my entire room and found all my vodka. I wouldn't have charges against me. I wouldn't be in such huge trouble. I wouldn't be so scared about all this shit. And they haven't talked to me since. It's so fucked up. I don't know what to do. I'm just a huge fucking mess right now. But no one will see it. I hide shit all the time. I just don't know what to do. I'm going to court, pleading guilty since they have evidence on me, and paying whatever I have to pay and praying I don't get kicked out of the dorm.

By the way, if you owe me money, it would be a really good time to send it back my way right now. I need over $1000 by May 24th, my court date. I don't know if they're going to charge me the full fine for the weed but I'm just thinking safe. And I still have the M.I.P. to worry about. I know I never do this but seriously, if you can help me out, please help me. I hate asking for money but for real I need this. I can't believe all of this happened. This is so fucked up.

UPDATE: April 30: Okay. I thought about this more clearly. It is not right for me to just blame them. It was largely my fault too. If I didn't think smoking in my room was such a fantastic idea, they wouldn't have done it. It was a horrible idea to have the pot in the first place. That shit was strong. [sigh] It's just been so stressful, you know? And motherfuckers won't stop looking at me all weird. Jesus. Whatever. I just hope I don't get kicked out of Finley. For real.

Ha ha ha! Oh the memories. By the way, I only paid like $750 for the court charges. Also, I still don't talk to the girls that got us in trouble. Me and Mike were very immature and did some things and they got mad. Which in all honesty, they don't really have the right to be mad since they did legal damage to me but whatever. I'm over this whole thing since it was like two years ago! Shit. It's just a great story to tell.

Hello. And Stalkers.

Or as my sister would say, "herro." Ha ha! Asian accents.

So today, I got my SOC 416 midterm back. I thought I was totally going to bomb the thing because I am the worst at math. Numbers is just not my thing. But I got a 87% Whoo! I'm pretty much pumped. It's a two-part midterm. This one was all on statistics and tomorrow, we have a midterm on the statistics program we need to learn for our papers, SPSS. It's bullshit. But it's pretty easy so I'm going to do well tomorrow. :)

Oh and more good news: Poop Report published my third story! :) I was so happy when I saw my glorious story on the website! If you didn't know, Poop Report is where we tell our stories concerning feces. I love it. Check it out! My user name is asiansprinkles1 and I have some bomb stories on there.

As for the stalkers part of this blog: there's this creepy ass teacher that I see all the time and all she does is stare at me. Like there's plenty of other people around. But she chooses to look at me... all the time. I know this is a relatively small campus and it's hard to get away from some people but still. It's weird how I don't have class with her anymore and yet I still see her like three times a week. When I did have class with her, all she would do was stare at me. I wish I could say that it was my friends around me or the people behind me but I was exclusive. And now, I see her everywhere. I wouldn't care so much if she didn't stare. Ugh. She has this really like hard stare to her. Like it's not glaring but it's weird. Whatever. She sucks. AND she gave me an A- in her class. An A-!!! God! I would have had a way higher GPA last term but nooo. Thanks.

So I was on Youtube and I saw the most AMAZING video. It's a parody of the "Muffins" video but it's "Muffins, Asian Version." HILARIOUS. You must check this out. All Asians will relate to this.

I am so hungry. Me and my roommate are going to Tarntip, the bombest Thai place ever. Seriously. The only thing that sucks is the service. But the food is so bomb. Jesus. I'm starving... But then again, I'm pretty much always hungry.

Hmmm... what else to blog about... It's almost Mother's Day. Ew. I have a love-hate relationship with my mom. She's weird. And controlling. But then again, she's an Asian Mom. It's in her blood. And I'm sure in the future, it will be in mine. I always get her a card and some sort of flower. She loves flowers. And expensive things. So I stick with the flowers. Last year, I got her a Hello Kitty card. Fucking awesome. It was full of sparklies and pastel colors! :D

Anyway, I must stop blogging. I finally found some time to read the 1000-page book I was bitching about in another blog. And currently, I'm filling up that time with Twitter, Face Book, and Blogger. Ha ha! BTW, the book is "The Executioner's Song" by Norman Mailer. It's about this crazy cunt Gary Gilmore. It's very interesting, just incredibly long... Barf. Well, I guess I'll get to it.

Burnt Out. Randomness. And Some Playoffs.

I've been feeling very burnt out from school lately. It's been a really stressful couple of weeks. I had two midterms last week and I have three this week. I'm pretty sure me and the whole SOC 416 class failed the third page of the midterm. Seriously. I've never had a more confusingly worded midterm. It read like he kind of cared when he wrote the first part then started slipping during the second page and then just threw together a bunch of random words at the end of the disaster. Ugh. Whatever. And I have two book analyses due in the next two weeks. One is going to be easy but the other one is like a 1000-page book! I'm struggling to find time to finish it. I think I should have stuck with the shorter options... Oh well.

Anyway, something that doesn't have anything to do with school... I stopped drinking the Superfood Odwallas. I don't really know why. They're super good, even if they look like a plastic bottle that someone diarrheaed in.

It's been raining so hard lately. Isn't it May?... I miss the sun. I'm glad I have the opportunity to wear my new skinny jeans but dang! I have a bunch of shorts that haven't had any play yet! They've just been sitting in my closet, waiting for the perfect day.

I tried the White Gummi at Jamba Juice the other day and it wasn't as great as everyone made it to be. I'm still a big fan of the Pink Star. So delicious! I am however excited to try Skittles. Yays!

I just had the most amazing but stinky breath bagel sandwich. It's a turkey, cheddar, and cucumber thing on herb cream cheese and chonga bagel. I don't really know what's on the chonga bagel but it's fucking delicious. I have great breath right now. Oh and I added on a raspberry iced chai on top of that. Yum!

The blood drive at school is happening next week. I'm totally doing it. It will be my eighth time donating blood! Whoo! I love it. The Donut Bitch better give me my donut this time. Cunt.

Now for some Playoffs Talk: Ugh, Blazers didn't make it to the second round... So epic. I'm sure the boys will take the 2009 Playoffs as a lesson and improve their game. I'm proud of B Roy and Pryzbilla's performances during the Playoffs. Wow! Brandon is always amazing but Joel really stepped up. I was hoping Batum would get more play time. And Rudy would get more opportunities to do this thing. But whatever. As for the Rockets: EW. I still don't like them. I support Yao Ming and everything but the Rockets are just gross. Again, Scola is disgusting. But who is that one dude on the Mavericks? Dirk Nowitzki? How scary looking!!! I was so surprised at Houston's win against the Lakers! Wow. This is going to be an interesting second round.